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Pastafarians

Posted on: May 25, 2012

Hi Everybuddy! It’s me, Alex!

Eddy decided to join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and become a Pastafarian. We think him is just weird.

Eddy-PastafarianHim sez that every Friday is a holy day and pirates are like gods, so every Friday him wants to watch “Pirates of the Caribbean.” We wants to see udder moobies, too, so Mom lets him watch on hers tablet pooter. Him wants to eat sketties every night but Mom sez dat would be boring, so we gets udder stuffs. When we sit down for dinner him says grace like this: “In da name of da Pasta, da Meatballs, and da Holy Sauce, we thanks you for dis food. Ramen.”

See? Him is weird. The good thing about Pastafarianism is that we getta celebrate weird holidays like Talk Like a Pirate Day and Parrot Festival wiff him, so that’s kinda fun.  But we wanna know why there is only one day to talk like a pirate.

Happy Friday, Eddy!!

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Hi Everybody, it’s me, Alex!

We’re part Irish so we wanted to wish you all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! Mommy said her would take us to Dairy Queen for a Mint Oreo Blizzard!! Yay!! Anybody coming along?

Tonight's Theme: Working CrittersWe goed hunting for four-leafed clovers and we didn’t find any. We did find an Irish Bear friend at Barnes & Noble the other night, though. Him was beary nice. We wanted to bring him home, but him said him had to work late and couldn’t get out early. There were other places Mommy needed to go so we hadda say goodbye to our new friend because we couldn’t wait for him to get off work.

Mommy says that traditional dinner for St. Patrick’s Day is corned beef and cabbage. Mommy said we could have that if we want. There’s a guy in Hugetown who plays him’s bagpipes on the roof of a pub. We thought that might be cool to see, but Mommy gots to work tomorrow. We’d rather have a St. Patrick’s Day Parade with all of our friends, anyway.

A Toast For Our Friends

There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

We raise a mug of hot chocolate to you!!

Love, Alex

Hi Everybody, it’s me, Alex!!

Guess, what? Today, March 14th, is Pi Day!! So… we writed a little poem.

Ode to Pi

There once was a man who liked Pi.
To divide 22/7 he did try.
He tried with ground round,
Not a circle was found,
Nor was any spilled on his tie.

Love, Alex

Hi Everybody, it’s Me, Alex!!

I finded a new favoritest Chrimmas song! It’s called, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.” Isn’t that a scream?!?

Here is a cool cartoon with it.

Here is a funny one, too.

Hope you like it as much as we do!!

Love, Alex


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